Tag Archives: life

From Amish To A Life Of Sin

25 Sep

I just watched a TV show called: “Breaking Amish.” It’s about these Amish teens who want to leave their way of life and venture into the world. They have gotten bored with the straight and narrow path. Just minutes into the program, two young Amish males started referring to women as “chicks” and “schanks.” Continue reading

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The Night The Lights Went Out. (No, Not In Georgia)

9 Sep

Last night the power went out. My wife and I were watching TV when suddenly we were engulfed in darkness. It had been raining on and off  most of the day and a bit on the windy side, but nothing to email the family down south about. Continue reading

Little Honey Boo Boo

8 Sep

I love watching “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” This family farts together and proudly. They are unapologetic red necks. What you see is what you get. More funnier and  personable than the Duggars. They live somewhere down south in a house where trains go through their backyard. The mother is obese with a deformed toe that she keeps hidden all year round by wearing socks. The result of having gotten run over by a forklift. She is unmarried, lives with a man called Sugar Bear, has 3 or 4 daughters by different fathers. Continue reading

Gilbert, Young And Typing Class

29 Aug

I flunked typing. Many of you are too young to remember those old clackity clack typewriters. Or perhaps you weren’t even born yet. I bet many of you grew up with personal computers and you can’t even imagine a world without them. Well, yeah, there used to be a thing called a TYPEWRITER. Goodwill tosses out these prehistoric monsters, so don’t bother donating the one in your mom’s attic. Continue reading

Lesbians And Lawn Mowers, A Lethal Combination

29 Aug

This is gonna sound unbelievable, but no matter where I have lived, I always had lesbians living on the same road. This is in the country, not some big city. Once I even had 2 sets of them. One directly across the street and the other pair 5 houses down. I have had several apartments over the years and 2 years ago I bought a 126 year old house.  Yep, there’s a middle aged lesbian couple in a farmhouse almost as old as mine. Continue reading

Annihilate Those (**bleep!) Trojans!

28 Aug

I’m really getting sick and tired of all this hacking, phishing, scams, spams, Adware, Spyware and Trojans that keep eating up my computer. Not to mention all that money I spend to clean it all up when it sloows way down and then crashes right in the middle of a game I’m playing. The other players complain I’m too slow and sometimes I get an error message saying my computer is not fast enough for the game and I get kicked out. Always when I winning too. Continue reading